Boys boys boys

Email exchange between myself (i.e. D), S and M. Please note the fantastically sarcastic use of UN discourse and jargon in our emails!

D: [The lunch with G]... was a big massive bore. Talked about work. He got called away on business. Ended up hanging out with V - not really the reason I ironed my blouse this morning..

There you go - the extent of my romantic life
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S: ...well, could also be that he is talking about work to impress you...he is quite successful within his domain you know...
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D: Urgent reminder to Ms Joumal

-- -- - - - pls stop encouraging the kamikaze-like thoughts and romantic notions in Ms Bresky's head. G is either
a) gay
b) not interested
c) all of the above

and D needs to stop this wishful thinking and join an online dating agency or something like it.
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S: Dear Ms Bresky, pls see further clarification below.

The purpose is not to encourage you to feel, do, or think anything...Guys are not always super confident, and as far as I know, he is quite shy. So, there could be alternative explanations to those on your list.

Nonetheless, no matter where he stands, join one of those sites...increase your pool of options!! :)

Ciao bella
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D: Dear HQ reviewer Ms Joumal,

I thank you for your input. However, there are still matters of concern that require your immediate action.

i) Pls refrain from reminding me about guys in general.
ii) Pls recommend a dating site.
iii)Pls do not reflect upon the apparent lack of logic of (i) and (ii)
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S: Dear D,

I am afraid I won't be able to provide input requested under ii) as you already know, the extent of MY romantic life is even more limited than yours...
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D: so let's join a dating site AND a support group together ;)
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M: Dear S and D,

Please excuse the absence from my email limiting my apparent concern for these matters.

Point 1: Wake up you two! Boys are silly, stupid, ill informed and blind. (in no order and not mutually excluding other adjectives)

i. So D - keep working it. G may/may not comprehend the good things coming his way... but either/or refer to point 1.
ii. D and S - you two do not need internet dating to spice things up... next weekend lets go find nice boys (or fun ones who do not work for the UN) but don't get all excited remember point 1.
iii. And if 'support group' is code for friends eating, drinking, dancing, hanging out, having fun and being there for each other... sign me up too.

love you lovely ladies..